Vintage Enthusiast Mugs

"Shall we join the men?"

"Thanks. It's vintage."

Evacuees

'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

Old Timer.

'Is this A.M. or P.M.?'

'I don't know, Gary...they're not digital. It appears we're in some sort of undeveloped country.'

'Oh Crud!'

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

"So, what's new?"

"Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it."

Man expressing a dislike for railroads

Sir Winston Churchill

May, 1502. . . Leonardo Da Vinci Invents the Exercise Bike

'How old is this vase?'

'I don't understand why nobody is coming in...'

'Face it, Frank, it's gone. Accept it and move on to the next vintage.'

"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

"I need a valuation on my document please."

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

The brief period between the invention of the hot dog and the bun was a messy one.

Eighties Throwback.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

Women's Fashion

The sea-side hat - A hint to to materfamilias

"Does my bum look big in this?"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Victorian Shop

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IX. - The looking-glass department.

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'