Vintage Collector Enthusiast Mugs

"Ever since that new, lighter club came out, I'm stuck with this heavy club that I can't even give away."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Early Colour TV

"I love these old decorations!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Grandma's caf

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Ladies by the seaside

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.