Vintage Shopping Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Ladies by the seaside

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

High Riders of the Old West

You had me at vintage.