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Women's Fashion - Bonnets

'What are you wearing? That is so last geological period!'

"Look what I found in the garage!"

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

You had me at vintage.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

High Riders of the Old West

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

I want to hold your hand

1950's.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

The Return Of The Minipants

Lovers in toile de jouy

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"