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"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Rocking Horse

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Early Colour TV

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

The original paperless office

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"There's more inside."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.