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The 8-Track Tape

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Diner.

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Pre-Television Man Caves

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Roasted

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.