Collector Of Vintage Items Gifts

The 8-Track Tape

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Diner.

Southwark Fair.

"You're on a what?!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Rocking Horse

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The First Printed Bible

Pre-Television Man Caves

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Roasted

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

JET (Part I)