Vintage Collector Gifts

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good thing dad kept them!"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Penny farthing dreaming of mountain bike

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

'I'm looking for the Betamax department?'

Worn Gentility Sale

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

"TV was more fun when I was your age. You could spend hours playing with the contrast, the horizontal hold, and fiddling with the rabbit ears."

"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."

'What were those things those boys were selling?'

Teddy barrage ballons

Electronics: Hottest new gadget!!!

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

The Great Conqueror of all.

'Why in my day we were never sick. Nowadays, you kids are always catching viruses.'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "

'It's four and a half minutes slow!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Why do we keep the rabbit ears, we have digital tv?'

"No, we're all out of typewriter ribbon...THIRTY YEARS AGO!!"

Clockwork Toys.

Antique's store is a front for the city dump.

"Beats me. . . I'll take a photo and we'll ask Gran."

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

"...or for Customer service press 9. If you are on a rotary phone please hang up and go buy a real phone"

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

Still Only 29¢

Wooly Mammoth, Polyester Mammoth, Flannel Mammoth, Denim Mammoth

JET (Part I)

Trilby - 'Oon pair de gong blong'.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Confederate Forces Surrender Fort Donelson to U.S. Grant