Vintage Collectors Gifts

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

"This old phone book must be ancient. Half the pages are yellow!"

"Mom, why is grandpop’s phone stuck to his wall?"

The Pay Phone

I think you're using the old remote...

Moustaches with their owners' names.

"How do you boot this up."

Rare Book Store: Telephone Directories

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Wine Lady

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Early Colour TV

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)