Vintage Clothing Collectors Gifts

Help! I can't move! It's the suction.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Victorian Lady

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

The Elliot Ness monster.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Blue Dress and Feather

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A Macaroni in 1772

Early Colour TV

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Swells - Men's Fashion

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

The Return Of The Minipants

1950's.

Blue Dress

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"