Vintage Clothing Admirer Gifts

"Where have you been all these years?"

Pistols at dawn.

Time to toss this skirt. You never wear it. I will someday. This blouse has a stain and a rip. You can scrub and sew it! Ok. I give up. It really IS hard to come out of the closet.

'I wish you'd make up your mind-you liked this outfit in 1976!'

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Victorian Lady

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

High Riders of the Old West

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Swells - Men's Fashion

Lovers in toile de jouy

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

1950's.

Blue Dress

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

The Dandy

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

The Return Of The Minipants

I want to hold your hand

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Family Portrait Abuse.

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

Rita Hayworth caricature