Vintage Clothing Collector Gifts

Joe's Clothes Dated Him.

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

A mother who dresses her young boy in man's clothes and one who dresses her older boy in shildren's clothes.

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

The Elliot Ness monster.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Blue Dress and Feather

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Early Colour TV

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Pre-Television Man Caves

Swells - Men's Fashion

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

1950's.

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Blue Dress

The Return Of The Minipants