Collecting Vintage Clothing Gifts

"Now, this little scarf is just to give you that completely dressed feeling."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Diner.

Wine Lady

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

The Elliot Ness monster.

Cats on Board.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Rocking Horse

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Blue Dress and Feather

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

A Macaroni in 1772

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Roasted

Swells - Men's Fashion

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Dandy

The Return Of The Minipants

1950's.