Vintage Collector Pillows

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good thing dad kept them!"

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

Penny farthing dreaming of mountain bike

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Worn Gentility Sale

"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"TV was more fun when I was your age. You could spend hours playing with the contrast, the horizontal hold, and fiddling with the rabbit ears."

"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "

The Great Conqueror of all.

Teddy barrage ballons

'What were those things those boys were selling?'

'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'

"No, we're all out of typewriter ribbon...THIRTY YEARS AGO!!"

'It's four and a half minutes slow!'

Antique's store is a front for the city dump.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Clockwork Toys.

Electronics: Hottest new gadget!!!

"...or for Customer service press 9. If you are on a rotary phone please hang up and go buy a real phone"

'Why do we keep the rabbit ears, we have digital tv?'

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

"Beats me. . . I'll take a photo and we'll ask Gran."

"If any place is open at this hour. I need to pick up something from the 19th century."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Artisanal Pottery

"We never talk anymore."

Still Only 29¢

"Of course, not everybody can face this kind of responsibility."

"I also have him on videotape."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I'm here, honey... in the media room."