Vintage Gift Collector Pillows

'They've really come down in price.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Early Colour TV

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The original paperless office

Rocking Horse

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Sister Cities

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

JET (Part I)

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'