Vintage Gift Collector Pillows

'They've really come down in price.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Sister Cities

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Pre-Television Man Caves

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

JET (Part I)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."