Vintage Art Collector T-Shirts

Little Dorrit - The Pensioner Entertainment

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

The Army of the Potomac - Outlying Picket in the Woods

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Fat man who wears a pointed oil-skin cap in the shower-bath

Gloria Swanson caricature

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Diner.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Caricatures $20"

"He's an abstract artist."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."