Collecting Vintage Art Pillows

The Dying Clown

Servant girl announcing that she will leave because she is expected to eat cold meat.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

Diner.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Rocking Horse

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Wagging Dog

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Cock A Doodle

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's an Eyesaur."

A Quiet Rebuke.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Slinky Cow World

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'Man...You age great!'