Collecting Vintage Art Prints

The Dying Clown

Servant girl announcing that she will leave because she is expected to eat cold meat.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

Diner.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Cats on Board.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Needs to get a life"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Wagging Dog

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Man...You age great!'

Giant Monster in Bath

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cock A Doodle

Slinky Cow World

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"It's an Eyesaur."