Vintage Collectibles Pillows

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Digital or analog elevators.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Can you type?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Mr. Garland and Kit

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"There is no WIFI, it's a flannel board."

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

"Well, Biden has my vote."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Old woman and doctor

Bob Dylan

WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"She would fall into a soft spot."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Rocking Horse

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Early Colour TV

Trump Poutine