Vintage Collectibles Gifts

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Digital or analog elevators.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Can you type?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Mr. Garland and Kit

Paratrooper

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

"There is no WIFI, it's a flannel board."

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

"Well, Biden has my vote."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

Old woman and doctor

Bob Dylan

WHEN MANNERS COUNTED'Dad, Nigel would like to apologize."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"She would fall into a soft spot."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Diner.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Cats on Board.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The original paperless office