Vintage Collection Gifts

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Wine Lady

"Reproduction furniture."

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

C.P.A.

Old John asleep in his cosy bar

'I want something to make me look younger.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'You brought them here in 1975, you say, then mislaid the ticket? Of course I've still got them - they'll be ready Thursday!'

'We've found that with pacemakers, old technology is often the best.'

Garage Sales Anonymous

Diva

"My Tia Zulema is pretty old-fashioned...she has the weirdest stuff...check out these ancient CDs... Who's '45 RPM'?"

"Usually, anything sells, dad, but I'm afraid your're stuck with these TVs."

"I think it's time my grandpa upgraded his keyboard."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

"Hipsters"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Queen of Upcycling!

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Rocking Horse

Early Colour TV

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.