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Old hippie gives peace sign.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Wow!"

"Column.... Left!"

Brown, Jones and Robinson - Zoological gardens.

The child in her gentle slumber

'He doesn't like modern movies so he rents blank video tapes.'

"If we ain't got it, it ain't worth watching"

"No offense, Dad, but I'm not really interested in wearing stuff that was cool when you were a kid. I think I can make my own decisions..."

Disco Owls

"Gee Hank, you've found comedy gold."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Rocking Horse

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Early Colour TV

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

The original paperless office

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn