Vintage Items Gifts

Dog with an ear trumpet listening to the gramaphone.

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."

Pre-Bay

"There's more inside."

Clock Ventriloquist - 'I can see his pendulum moving.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

"So what's new..?"

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

'Unfortunately, ma'am, it's not worth a thing! The recliner, however, is quite valuable!'

Mangle

Swalkman

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

'I prefer older men. In fact, I'm currently dating a flip phone.'

'Can't you lend your friend the records? I want to use the phone!'

"Your Pet Rock fell and crushed my Beanie Baby again!"

Cassette Deck

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

"So like, what does it actually do?"

Antiques Roadshow Here Today!

Intern of yesteryear

Reaching For Dentures

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Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

Have you seen this toaster?

"Surfboards?"

'With penny blacks I presume?'