Vintage Items Gifts

Dog with an ear trumpet listening to the gramaphone.

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."

Pre-Bay

"There's more inside."

Clock Ventriloquist - 'I can see his pendulum moving.'

Flea Market: 'They have everything here but the kitchen sink!'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

Dog stares into gramophone player. Young kid says: 'I'm guessing it's some kind of dog-food dispenser.'

Swalkman

'I prefer older men. In fact, I'm currently dating a flip phone.'

Mangle

"Don't admire anything. He might give it to you."

"So what's new..?"

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'With penny blacks I presume?'

"Surfboards?"

Have you seen this toaster?

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

'Can't you lend your friend the records? I want to use the phone!'

Reaching For Dentures

Intern of yesteryear

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"He's so stubborn when it involves upgrading to newer technology."

Old school tellies are the best.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"Astonishingly expensive vintage guitar to pay for. Please give!"

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Cassette Deck