Vintage Finds Gifts

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'Man...You age great!'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"There's more inside."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"Wow!"

"So much for that vintage!"