Vintage Finds Enthusiast Gifts

'I got it at a sale of slightly irregular clocks.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

The Missing Sock Returns

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The original paperless office

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.