Vintage Auction Lover Gifts

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Man...You age great!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I love these old decorations!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Grandma's caf

Ladies by the seaside

You had me at vintage.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."