Vintage Auction Lover Gifts

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I love these old decorations!"

You had me at vintage.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Man...You age great!'

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."