Auction Lover Gifts

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

And now lot 36, the Picasso. Only one owner, a little old lady...

'SOLD! ... to the man in the blue suit with the red 'S' on his chest and a red cape...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'My husband has an acquiring eye.'

"They claim he's so good, he could get people to bid on roadkill."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Larry's Literary Market

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Last Chance for Everything.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I got it from eBay."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Titanic iceberg auction

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

The Battle of the Pictures.

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'