Auction Lover Pillows

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

And now lot 36, the Picasso. Only one owner, a little old lady...

I got him on ebay!

'SOLD! ... to the man in the blue suit with the red 'S' on his chest and a red cape...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'My husband has an acquiring eye.'

"They claim he's so good, he could get people to bid on roadkill."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Invisible clothes

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Larry's Literary Market

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"It's called 'Sold'."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got it from eBay."

Titanic iceberg auction

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

The Battle of the Pictures.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!