Online Auction Enthusiast Pillows

Maude gets rid of all the useless stuff that is cluttering up the house on Ebay.

'Actually, he bought the thing on eBay!'

'You're not bidding on something again, are you? . . . So when some goofy item and a debit in our account show up at roughly the same time, I am to assume what?'

"My husband's been on eBay all day. When I get home I think I'll lower the price."

'Are you sure it's the original?'

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Invisible clothes

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

I e-bay t-shirt.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

Homeowners.