Online Auction Enthusiast Gifts

Man bids at Internet auction site

Maude gets rid of all the useless stuff that is cluttering up the house on Ebay.

"I've decided to keep this and sell the rest on eBay."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'It didn't look that big on eBay!!'

'Actually, he bought the thing on eBay!'

'You're not bidding on something again, are you? . . . So when some goofy item and a debit in our account show up at roughly the same time, I am to assume what?'

'Wow! THAT'S what I'd call a Birthday surprise! It's the Christmas crap I sold on eBay!'

"My husband's been on eBay all day. When I get home I think I'll lower the price."

"Remember, when you order from Ebay, double check for scale."

Dennis realised how much time his wife had spent on ebay, when he started to receive bad feedback.

'Are you sure it's the original?'

'You bought WHAT on eBay?'

"If you can't bring me cash, bring me stuff I'll be able to sell on eBay.!

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

'You didn't tell me I couldn't use E-bay when you asked me to clean out the closet!'

'I have a very slow metabolism.' 'Don't worry. You can sell ANYTHING on e-bay.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

'Oh, he's on ebay again, trying to sell a case of white correction fluid he pilfered from the office back in 1984.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Invisible clothes

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."