Internet Auction Aficionado Gifts

Man to rock star: 'Could you sign this CD please? It's not for me, it's to sell on eBay.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'It sold for how much!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

Ebaying at the moon.

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.