Internet Auction Aficionado Prints

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Enough EBAY already!'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'It sold for how much!'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.