Internet Auction Enthusiast Gifts

"Here. I sold you on Ebay."

'Finally! More crap I bought and don't need! I love shopping on Ebay!'

'That's amazing! I just sold you on e-bay!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

E-Baying @ The Moon

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Invisible clothes

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Enough EBAY already!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'It sold for how much!'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."