Internet Auctioneer Gifts

'Mom! Make him stop! -- he's trying to sell my dolls on eBay!'

The hostile takeover was humiliating enough, but it happened over eBay!

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"It's called 'Sold'."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I got it from eBay."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

The Battle of the Pictures.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Titanic iceberg auction

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

Leonardo da Vinci painting - $450 million record.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'It sold for how much!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'