Internet Auction Addict Gifts

'Have you been buying useless football memorabilia off the internet again?'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Invisible clothes

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Island and man

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Enough EBAY already!'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'It sold for how much!'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'