Auction Addict Gifts

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"Be careful, Thornton - that last bid could be the wine talking."

'Did you remember to pay taxes on this?!'

"The town's last local store has closed thanks to online shopping. It's for sale on ebay."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Paddlithic Period

Ebaying at the moon.

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.