Auction Addict Prints

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

"Be careful, Thornton - that last bid could be the wine talking."

'Did you remember to pay taxes on this?!'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Actually, I'm here just for the wine and cheese.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

Paddlithic Period

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.