Auction Admirer Prints

"The bidding will start at $3 million ..."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Claus 2.0

If nobody had invented graphics

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Invisible clothes

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Move, Gary."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."