Auction Admirer T-Shirts

"The bidding will start at $3 million ..."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Claus 2.0

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

If nobody had invented graphics

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Invisible clothes

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

Joe Biden

"What did Jesus order?"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Mimi's final scene

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

The Thinker?

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"Move, Gary."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.