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James Taylor

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

ECHO POINT - burp...burp...burp...

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"See? I told you we'd win the 'Battle of the Bands."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

Romantic Violinist.

I love my Timpani

Taking a peek at the audience

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

You are my sunshine!

Robocop and Juliet.

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Tong!"

Robot Jogger

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Cello Concert

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

One-man band rehearsal.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."