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"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Taking a peek at the audience

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Robocop and Juliet.

Optimist

Moby Dick

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Robber on treadmill

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

One-man band rehearsal.

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Red hot little combo

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

The Thinker

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"