Acoustic Appreciator T-Shirts

"As a living space, it's positively nightmarish, but the acoustics are quite good."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Tong!"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Oscars 2024

Men dancing

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Musician

"There goes that creepy music again...

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"I love it when he plays Mobark and Barkhoven."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Buzz buzz. Beekeeper. Beep beep. Key beeper.

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Johannes Brahms.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

"So far earplugs are the money maker."

Songbird on Vase