Acoustic Appreciator Prints

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Tong!"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Oscars 2024

Men dancing

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Musician

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"There goes that creepy music again...

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"I love it when he plays Mobark and Barkhoven."

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Johannes Brahms.

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

Songbird on Vase

"So far earplugs are the money maker."