Auction Aficionados Gifts

Donkey searches for carrots on eBray.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

The Artist

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Invisible clothes

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Easter Candy Island.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

Donald Glover

I e-bay t-shirt.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Islington Angels.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.