Auction Aficionados Gifts

Donkey searches for carrots on eBray.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

The Artist

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

Islington Angels.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

'It sold for how much!'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'