Auction Fanatic Gifts

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"I've finally found my calling..."

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

"Sold to the man with the itchy ear."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Invisible clothes

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Last Chance for Everything.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

I e-bay t-shirt.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

Paddlithic Period