Auction Fan Gifts

Paddlithic Period

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Wolf Karaoke

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I win!'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'