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Paddlithic Period

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I win!'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'