Online Auction Fan T-Shirts

E-Baying @ The Moon

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

Paddlithic Period

'Would we do better if we took the company shares off the stock market and put them on E-Bay?'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

'Are you sure it's the original?'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

Ode to Wayne Thiebaud

Selling Online.

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."