Online Auction Fan Gifts

'I've put you on the Net . . . Well Ebay Actually.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Enough EBAY already!'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

Paddlithic Period

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"If you can't bring me cash, bring me stuff I'll be able to sell on eBay.!

'Hold on, don't open it! I just sold it at a profit on eBay.'

'Would we do better if we took the company shares off the stock market and put them on E-Bay?'

Man bids at Internet auction site

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'It didn't look that big on eBay!!'

'Are you sure it's the original?'

Selling Online.

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

Ode to Wayne Thiebaud

'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'