Online Auction Aficionado Gifts

'I love our nights in together, just you, me and our 756 friends.'

"It can be a sea of debt."

'We had a huge tax surplus, and then she discovered eBay.'

An avid eBay buyer, James stumbles onto an amazing new Web site.

'John's found it harder to kick his eBay habit than drugs.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Invisible clothes

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'You bought it - you can lie in it!'

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Enough EBAY already!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'It sold for how much!'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

Ebaying at the moon.